I want to hear one of your funniest trip stories. I'll go first:
It was my first time doing magic mushrooms, around 2 grams dried, and I was with friends at my home in the winter. Around halfway through the trip, I had a download strike me like I had never experienced before in my normal state of consciousness. I realized everything is okay. I realized there is no "right" or "wrong"existentially speaking.
"THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG!" I yelled with joy.
In that moment, I decided I needed to test this new insight and its validity. So I looked around the living room, and locked onto a bag of peanut m&m's sitting underneath the Christmas tree.
I felt compelled to completely obliterate this bag of M&M's with my foot, so I did. In an instant, I charged the bag, swung my right foot back like I was about to kick something to the moon, and I swung full force into the bag - exploding them all over the room - creating a rain storm of M&M's.
I was completely filled with joy. "IT'S OKAY! IT'S ACTUALLY OKAY! IT DOESNT MATTER THAT THEY ARE SPILLED EVERYWHERE! IT'S ALL HOW YOU PERCEIVE THINGS!"
I was content. My insight was valid. Nothing is inherently bad, even spilling M&M's all over and needing to pick them up.